I used to raise cows. And dogs. They are really very similar. Except for the paws. And teeth. And diet. And about a ton. No. Wait. Cows and dogs are not similar at all, really.
(Kidding, that’s not really a Kenism.”
Ken said it, but not as a Kenism. Ok, i better stop now.
Oh wait, i do have a Kenism!
“No, I never did hear the call of Cthulu. He kept gettingm y answering machine. Persistent lil bugger, that Cthulu.”
“Okay, that one sucks too.”
“Nevermind. I have no more Kenisms.”