…you find sites like this one, the most horribly tacky blinky loud saccharine wedding site ever! (Yes, there’s horrible imbedded sound. You’ve been warned.)
To be fair, it was a gag gift for two web designers who got hitched. I’ve seen worse, occasionally, but this was a wonderfully funny amble down memory lane a.k.a. Geocities, SoHo — yep, had a loft. It was 1997. What can I say?.
Of course, you could always go to MySpace, if you forgot what it was like.